Staked Out in the GOAT Pen ep. 98 is a Journal featured in Dead Island 2. It is one of the collectables possible used to gain the achievement Bookworm. It is part of The Before Times series, specifically the Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous section. It is a segment of a podcast recorded by the members of the GOAT Pen.
Location[]
Inside the podcast recording room at the back of the GOAT Pen. A separate building is on the pool area and the journal is on a table directly in front of the door.
Transcript[]
“[Subtitle Transcript - Segment 05]
Brock: So, we talking about your new toy, or what?
Troy: What, sKOpe? Don't be an idiot, Brock! sKOpe is not just a toy.
Jamie: Here we go.
Troy: sKOpe is a state-of-the-art companion. She can do anything you ask her to. She's like an extension of you to make your life easier. Fully customizable voice set. World at your fingertips without the need for fingers! She's the future today!
Brock: Ok, so that's how he pitches it. Jamie, here's how I pitch it: it is creepy.
Jamie: [Laughter]
Troy: You're such a fucking boomer, dude!
Brock: It is creepy! It listens to you, man!
Troy: Yeah, that's the point. You're supposed to ask it things and it tells you what you want to know.
Brock: No, it doesn't! It so doesn't! It is constantly not understanding what I'm asking. Like today, it it was all "Do you mean Escape to Lisbon? If you want me to act now, I can set up a travel package and you can get away from L.A.!"
Jamie: Lisbon?
Troy: Lisbon?
Brock: Yeah. It's in Europe, I think.
Jamie: Yeah, OK, but what were you trying to say if not "Escape to Lisbon"?
Brock: Explicit Lesbians. Obvs. What?
Jamie: [Laughter]
Brock: [Laughter] What!
Troy: SKOpe knows what I want before I ask. It just struggles with more deviant minds.
Jamie: Alright, alright, enough shilling OSK, you fanboy. Let's get to today's actual sponsor.”
Notes[]
- Despite the actual door to the recording building being locked, the whole centre of the door is just a glass pain, allowing you to simply smash the glass and walk through the centre of the door.
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