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Dude, Where's my Boat is a Journal featured in Dead Island 2. It is one of the collectables possible used to gain the achievement Bookworm. It is a back and forth note between two team members.




[a wrinkled piece of letterheaded not paper pierced at the top with many tack-holes, written in two handwriting styles]

Hey home team, stupid question: Where's boat 2? - BM

Some security dude cam for it! Needed it for some operation so I let him take it. - R

Cool. Cool cool cool. And you didn't think to come ask me first? - BM

Dude, he said it's only for them to ship stuff up and down the beach. - R

I don't care! We need it for rescues! Especially after losing our other boat! - BM

RIP btw - R + in my defense, you did say we should help the CDC + military anyway we can - R

I mean, yes, I did. But - No you know what? Forget it - BM

Don't get why our boats are so special tho? Figured they had their own - R

Yeah, you're right! And we SHOULD be kept in the loop! Randy, who was this dude? Was it that Bundy guy again? - BM

Nah, dude's name is Cooper. Said if you had problems, you can find him working shifts in one of those CDC tens. - R

Cool. Cool. In there. So did they leave a key so we can go in there yet? - BM

No? No-one?! This is just great...